Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
Wednesday, September 08, 2010
Fawn and I went camping in Sequoia National Park a couple weeks ago. All over the campground were warning signs that tell you what to do if you encounter a bear: "Never surround a bear. Never separate a bear from her cubs. Make lots of noise. Don't run, but back away slowly." They had forgotten one rule: "Take your pocket knife and stab the crap out of a bear if it gets in your face."
We never saw a trace of bears the whole time (lucky for them), but I did slice open a package of firewood like a pro.